my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
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Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
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So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
These tits shall not be calmed
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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