FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
