I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
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spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
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my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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