that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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