there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
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I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
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May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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