plz talk dirty to me
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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