I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
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White people are beatboxing! Save me.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
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Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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