Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
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I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
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Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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