Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
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I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
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I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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