Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
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I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
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They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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