Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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