girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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