You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Randomize
