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(619): View more from California

Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!

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(440): View more from Ohio

Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.

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(517): View more from Michigan

I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"

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(510): View more from California

I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...

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(847): View more from Illinois

The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover

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(636): View more from Missouri

I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.

(636): View more from Missouri

And then audibly agreed

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(443): View more from Maryland

Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...

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