Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
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I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
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A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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