So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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