Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
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Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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