Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
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