sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
