guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
birth control should be required to get into college
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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