We're like a lot better than the average bears
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
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Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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