do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
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