i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
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When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
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I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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