Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
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I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
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...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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