I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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