Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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