do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
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Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
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The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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