The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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