This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
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You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
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Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I can't put those talents on a resume
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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