I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
Randomize
