i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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