if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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