just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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