Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
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You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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