dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
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It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
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I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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