Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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