We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
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is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
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It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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