She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
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We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
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Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence