Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(212): View more from New York

her vagina looked like bernie madoff

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.

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(530): View more from California

We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.

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(313): View more from Michigan

I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.

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(315): View more from New York

After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine

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(303): View more from Colorado

The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.

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