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(425): View more from Washington

So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate

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(541): View more from Oregon

he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.

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(512): View more from Texas

Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.

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(+61): View more from Australia

I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.

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(209): View more from California

Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.

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(616): View more from Michigan

I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.

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(707): View more from California

Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door

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