The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
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