What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
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some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
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I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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