Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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