2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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