My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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