I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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