Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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