Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
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they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
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YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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