Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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