Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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