i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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