Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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