So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Randomize
